Bob and Margaret

While Bob and Margaret are sleeping, the local criminals, Beany and Boney clear their house - TV, video, microwave and electric toothbrush all go. The police arrive but are wholly uninterested in yet another petty burglary...

Bob and Margaret decide they need to get fit. After fruitless attempts at aerobics and working out, they decided on a friendly game of Badminton and rope in another couple, Cathy and her latest boyfriend, Ken?

Bob's business is booming, and when Margaret chips a tooth (Bob having inadvertently filled her bowl with dog biscuits instead of breakfast cereal.) Bob tells Margaret that he is unable to give her an appointment for sometime...

Bob and Margaret find themselves at loose ends one evening when, to their dismay, they find that there is absolutely nothing to watch on TV?

Bob and Margaret, concerned at the amount they are spending in take away food and expensive local food shops, decide on an expedition to the Super Save Shopatropolis in Croydon?

Bob and Margaret, with some trepidation, deliver their dogs, William and Elizabeth, to the kennels?

Bob's brother Peter is a successful chef who has a cooking show producing in India?

Bob and Margaret have been invited to Neil and Moira's for dinner, or so they think?

While listening to the radio, Bob observes his charmless young assistant Penny, inspiring him to recite odes about youth and innocence?

The time for the annual dental convention has come. Bob is not keen on going when he sees that a colleague from his student days, Bernard Wiggins, a "loud mouthed big shot", is a featured speaker...

Margaret fears that her relationship with Bob is getting stale after they have a petty argument?

It's Halloween. It is also Bob father's birthday and his mother wants to celebrate by visiting his grave?

In this story of neighbourhood social angst, Bob is having a complex burglar alarm installed by Graham, a sad, lonely man whose confidence is lifted immeasurably by this rare sale to Bob...