Drawn Together

As the cliffhanger continues, all the housemates return safely home from their island crash without Toot and immediately take in an undeniably adorable new roommate, Strawberry Sweetcake.

Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and must gay marry Xandir for health insurance, Foxxy gets busted for not having a Mystery Solving License, and Ling Ling gets sorta killed.

Inspired by Captain Hero's short-lived depression, the roommates start a suicide hotline business.

The return of one of Captain Hero's ex-girlfriends reminds him of their marriage pact.

Wooldoor finally reaches puberty and his incessant masturbating creates magical Clum Babies, which have healing powers; naturally, Clara is on a zealous mission to stop him.

When the house becomes haunted by the ghosts of 1,000 Indians, the gang decides to offer a piece of their property as a gesture of peace, and the Indians return the favor by building a huge casino.

Captain Hero challenges Super Nanny while Ling Ling tries to get his driver's license.

Spying on his roommates' bathroom routines is super fun for Captain Hero until radiation from his X-ray vision causes a serious illness.

Captain Hero's sidekick, Captain Girl, gets killed by the evil Mad-Libber, and Toot learns the hardships of being a mother to a Nicaraguan baby.

Toot uses a video game cheat book to snag Xandir as her date for her fat camp reunion.

Captain Hero's alter-ego comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir.

Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids it takes, and Wooldoor takes up shoplifting at the mall.

Xandir's housemates gently prep him to come out to his parents with a little role-playing in this very special afterschool special.

Clara gets an extreme make-over to remove her "Octopussoir," while the housemates diagnose Toot with Alzheimer's and check her into an old folks home.

The best of Drawn Together Seasons 1 and 2 in clip-show form!