Turbo Dates

After being lied to repeatedly, a cynical man is no longer searching for honesty. He is now looking for a woman who can lie better than all the others that came before. He tests his date by asking her to convince him that an orange is an apple, and quickly learns that you should be careful what you wish for.

In an attempt to be completely open and honest about her past, a woman decides to show her date a picture of what she used to look like before cosmetic surgery. A little cosmetic surgery can't hurt, but how much is too much? Unfortunately for her, her date does not have the most sensitive reaction to her old photo.

Two guys end up sitting opposite each other, but neither one is gay. But hey, the passion fades after a while anyway, and there's always porn and strip clubs, right? So why not spend your life with someone where you both like the same things? And there is no time of the month! And women are crazy anyway, right? But it turns out, men might just be crazier.

A guy has a delightful English accent, but hates that women seem to just love him for his accent and not for who he is. So he has decided not to speak at all during the date and just write down his thoughts. His date maintains she is not shallow enough to only fall in love with an accent, but can she stand up to the test?

A despondent man, on the edge of divorce starts off his date on a low note. He seemingly gives up on the date before it has even started. He seems to find solace in the promise of song and a potential new love with an upbeat woman who cheers him up, if only he can escape the clutches of his ex-wife, Loretta.

A date starts off odd when the man introduces himself as an alien from a different planet. The girl is unimpressed and even a little weirded out and wonders if the guy just pretending to have a robotic voice and zero social skills, just to hide his true self, or is he actually in fact from another planet? And does it matter?

A guy has a love potion that actually works, but it only works once, so he has to make sure to find the right person. They have to drink it together, and then look into each other's eyes, because the first thing you see is what you will fall in love with, forever. Nothing could go wrong there, right?

A guy is so well-endowed, he doesn't need to bother with small talk, he just hands out his business card to convey his dimensions. The woman is put off, until she glances at the card, wow. They say it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean, but sometimes, it's the size of the wave.

A happily married man is on a date talking about how much he loves his wife. He is compelled to keep dating even if he is in a healthy relationship with kids and all because even if he has found that special someone... he wonders if there is a more special someone out there, just waiting, because he, ultimately, he is a romantic at heart.

Everyone is searching for the perfect 10, but those are hard to find. So what do you do if you're not a perfect ten? Two women find a loophole by teaming up. They both rate themselves as 5s, but by going on the same date, they will see if their combo-plate special boosts their score and helps them find love.