Toast of London

Live on Lorraine Kelly's TV show, Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US government, but also destroy the entire world.

Toast’s flatmate Ed is dating Penvelope, a former beauty queen, and finalist from ‘the really famous international beauty contest for women they used to have in the 70s’. Toast, who has been in a romantic slump, is rather excited to go on a double date with Penvelope’s friend Clancy Moped.

Toast is unimpressed to hear that his agent Jane is meeting Jon Hamm. Toast and his brother Blair have to visit their dying father to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune.

Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse.

Toast and Ed are tasked with collecting legendary actor Ormond Sacker from rehab.

Toast finally gets to the Globe Theatre, but he’s less than impressed with the director. When he’s cast in an all-dog version of Twelfth Night, Toast gets his fingers burnt.