Those Scurvy Rascals

Bizarro - Our three piratin’ scallywags are on their eternal quest for pants when they discover a map inside a bottle that indicates the whereabouts of some bottom bounty!

Bizarro - It’s a dark dark night when Those Scurvy Rascals get a taste for the treasure that they love the most - pants! Pant domination on a universal scale seems likely as Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop journey into outer space to discover a pant infested planet!

Bizarro - When Polly the Parrot discovers a pretty spotted egg on board The Soiled Pair she decides to mother her ‘baby’ until it hatches. Unfortunately for Polly the boisterous Scurvy Rascals have other ideas and take the egg for breakfast!

Bizarro - A scorching hot day aboard The Soiled Pair has Those Scurvy Rascals pedalling their fan furiously - shooting them across the world to Pantartica!

Bizarro - All is as it should be on deck for Those Scurvy Rascals when something emerges from the depths to grab hold of Polly’s rod!

Bizarro - Sissy Le Poop and Smelly Pete lay back on the ocean waves, playing their instruments and coming to a musical extravaganza!

Bizarro - Join the quest for pants with Those Scurvy Rascals as they embark on an underwater adventure! Challenging one another to a pant-astic diving competition the Rascals sink their vessel The Soiled Pair into the depths.

Bizarro - With The Soiled Pair safely anchored off a desert island, Those Scurvy Rascals indulge in a game of volleyball - which turns into big adventure!

Bizarro - Those Scurvy Rascals discover the wonders of internet shopping from the comfort of The Soiled Pair - but they don’t want gold and they don’t want treasure, they only want your pants!

Bizarro - Join the quest for pants with Those Scurvy Rascals as they embark on an adventure on the high seas - and skies! Sissy Le Poop’s tea party is interrupted by a flashing on the radar which can mean only one thing - pants ahoy!

Bizarro - Those Scurvy Rascals are so desperate for more pants that they try to make their own! Disappearing into a secret pant-shaped hideaway, the Rascals set about concocting a scientific brew that will fulfil all of their wildest pant-filled dreams!

Bizarro - Those Scurvy Rascals have perfected the art of sleeping on deck, but they are rudely awakened by a persistent little robot wanting to take them back to his home island!

Bizarro - Those Scurvy Rascals are relaxing on the high seas when Shark Bait spots something disastrous on the horizon - Mama Bait! Mama sets to work making The Soiled Pair sparkle - and embarrassing Shark Bait in the way only Mama knows how!

Bizarro - Those Scurvy Rascals are taking time out from their panty hunting to enjoy a game of cards, when Smelly Pete’s bullying of a cheating Sissy is rudely interrupted by a flying message!

Bizarro - The Soiled Pair has seen better days, and needs a good rummaging in it’s engine, but unfortunately for Those Scurvy Rascals they aren’t the brightest of sea-farin’ souls and pull the plug out of the sea!

Bizarro - There’s not a morsel to eat on board The Soiled Pair, and to make things worse a flock of crows have moved in and are making a terrible noise! Whilst Shark Bait sorts them out, a mysterious fridge pops up from the waves - could this be the cure to the famine on board?

Bizarro - Smelly Pete and Shark Bait are having a sandcastle building competition when poor unsuspecting Sissy Le Poop gets a palm tree on the head! Shark and Smelly prepare to rescue him from his cavernous fate but their lack of brain cells mean they too get stuck!

Bizarro - It’s a great day on board The Soiled Pair for Sissy Le Poop as he gets a new hairdo, but when a Sumo wrestler comes mysteriously floating across the seas wearing a large pair of pants, Those Scurvy Rascals cannot resist following him back to Japan.

Bizarro - Fightin’ an’ sewin’ are keeping Those Scurvy Rascals busy on board The Soiled Pair when a big gust of wind lifts Shark Bait up and away where he is kidnapped by none other than a Jurassic bird! Mounting a rescue mission, Sissy Le Poop, Smelly Pete and Polly tackle the jungle and are faced with their own Jurassic dinosaur!

Bizarro - A pant-astic adventure for Those Scurvy Rascals as they swap The Soiled Pair for a day at an art gallery! The gallery is home to a magnificent panty-shaped diamond and the Rascals want it!

Bizarro - Smelly Pete certainly knows how to attract the ladies! He’s lying back snoring on deck when Shark Bait spots a beautiful princess in the distance. She needs rescuing from a tower so Those Scurvy Rascals gallantly prepare to rescue her - not least because she’s waving her very pretty pants at them!

Bizarro - Shark Bait’s cooking a barbecue for his shipmates but gets so carried away that he squirts on a poisonous green looking substance instead of the mustard! Even Smelly Pete’s normally iron stomach takes offence at this and so he spirals into a nightmarish delusion where all the pants he’s ever kidnapped come back to haunt him!

Bizarro - A day of activity on board The Soiled Pair turns nasty when a troop of performing gorillas mistake them for fellow circus folk and graffiti the ship! Dragging the vessel and its crew half way across the world to their circus island, the gorillas reveal their sparkly show-pants!

Bizarro - A group of half-witted pirates such as Those Scurvy Rascals shouldn’t be allowed near technical equipment like computers! Shark Bait’s demonstrating his new scanner to his shipmates when something goes awry and Sissy’s dolly and Smelly Pete get zapped into the screen for real!