The Bernie Mac Show

A charity golf tournament brings out the worst in Bernie Mac.

Bernie is convinced that Bryana should give up her favorite doll.

Bernie is delighted that Jordan is in a carpool because it means he will only have to drive him to school two days a week. When Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with the unpopular kid in the carpool, he doesn't count on the boy's parents being part.

The kids go on strike when Uncle Bernie won't pay them for the extra work he makes them do.

Jordan's homework of caring for the class snake has Bryana wanting a pet of her own. Wildlife expert Jules Sylvester explains to Bernie how species adapt to their environment.

Vanessa is slow to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance because she's afraid he might embarrass her. Jordan finds a can of spray paint.

An undercooked Thanksgiving turkey gives Bernie food poisoning. When he tries to sleep it off, bad dreams occur.

Bernie would like Wanda to stop being the "fun auntie" and help him discipline the kids. Vanessa gives herself a driving lesson.

When the doctor tells Bernie that he has high cholesterol, Wanda wants him to change his diet. But Bernie would rather take advice from his neighbor, Don Rickles.

When Jordan receives a lecture on sin, it has a bigger effect on Bryana.

Because he's spending all his free time taking care of the kids, Bernie is excited when Wanda's boss invites Bernie and Wanda to a dinner party.

Jordan plans to impress one of Vanessa's friends with magic. Wanda is bothered by a box full of Bernie's memories.

Bernie helps Vanessa win a school election, but helping Jordan with a school project proves more difficult.

Bernie is Vegas-bound again, but first he has to take the kids to the movies.

Bernie feuds with fellow comic Chris Rock. Bryana gets pink eye.

Vanessa wants to wear makeup, Jordan has his eye on a paintball gun, and Bryana is angling for a new doll. Bernie uses techniques he's learned in chess to thwart the kids' desires.

Bernie Mac becomes obsessed with buying food in bulk at Cost Depot.

Bernie Mac hires a maid to help out around the house, and the kids take full advantage of the situation.

Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.

Bernie's sister, Benita, comes to visit and turns the Mac household upside down.

Wanda's folks pay a visit and start criticizing Bernie and Wanda's parenting skills.

Bernie wants to give Jordan his first real birthday party. When one of Jordan's classmates schedules his party for the same day, Bernie turns things into a competition.