Glenn Martin, DDS

After reading an article in a magazine about his favorite childhood park being torn down, Glenn rents an RV and forces his family to go on a road trip to the park to protest.

When his family fails to appreciate the beauty of Niagara Falls because they are too addicted to Blackberries and Gameboys, Glenn confiscates the devices and stops for a few days in an Amish village to teach his family a lesson.

Glenn promises that Jackie can redecorate the RV to cheer her up. But when they pick up a mysterious stranger who says he can help with the interior design, Glenn's jealousy threatens to get in the way of his family's happiness.

Tired of Glenn getting lost all the time, Jackie buys him a North Star (an operated assisted navigation system). Unfortunately, the navigator falls in love with Glenn and plots to kill Jackie so she can become Glenn's wife.

Jackie wants the kids to have the best Halloween ever, but Glenn's sugar addiction threatens to ruin the whole night. Meanwhile, Courtney is feeling threatened herself when she learns that Wendy has a crush on Conor.

Tired of customers welching on their payments, Glenn inadvertently goes into business with the mob. And Courtney and Wendy dupe Conor into participating in a foxy boxing scheme in an effort to make more money.

At their college reunion Glenn is determined to show Conor that he is no longer a nerd, while Jackie tries to teach the girls about the importance of sisterhood.

When Wendy's secret life as a former North Korean gymnast threatens to tear her and Courtney's friendship apart, Glenn does whatever it takes to get Wendy back, even going up against the #3 most powerful man in North Korea.

When Conor realizes that he has never won anything in his life, Glenn takes the family to a roadside circus to cheer him up. While there, Glenn acts as the circus dentist and Conor develops a long-hidden (and disgusting) talent.

Frustrated with the family's huge carbon footprint, Jackie forces everyone to go to her hero Rick Montana's eco-village. However, things do not go as planned when Rick ignores Jackie and begins a bromance with Glenn.

Glenn forces the family to get jobs at the Mall of America after they all go on a huge shopping spree with his money.

Jackie and Courtney enter a mother/daughter pageant. When Courtney ditches Jackie for Glenn, Jackie adopts Wendy and the two pairs ruthlessly attempt to sabotage each other. Conor tricks a girl into believing he is blind.

While in LA, the Martins visit Jackie's ex-boyfriend who has never gotten over her and who goes a little too far in trying to win her back. Conor is selected to participate in a new game show, "Are You Smarter than a Chicken?"

Glenn experiences a crisis of confidence when Courtney writes an essay citing Millard Fillmore as the person she admires most, not her father.

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.

Turning 40 and realizing she hasn't done anything with her life, Jackie leaps at the chance to join her favorite 80s band on tour. Meanwhile, Conor tries miserably to physically compete against Wendy.

Glenn is forced to strip to pay off his debts after trying too hard to impress Jackie's father. Conor tries to kick his addiction to second-hand smoke and is handcuffed to an international spy as part of a recovery program.

Jackie tires of raising her family in an RV and talks Glenn into looking into a new subdivision. The family falls in love with the clean and happy neighborhood, but Jackie soon discovers the ugly truth behind the façade.

When an ex-serial killer is released from prison, Jackie and Glenn fear for their safety as Glenn botched up the killer's teeth years ago. Conor purchases a horse trailer and turns it into a bachelor pad, to Courtney's disdain.