Better Off Ted

Veridian Dynamics tries to match employees based on their genetic compatibility; Linda and Ted find themselves instantly attracted to their supposed matches.

Veronica tries to use little Rose to find out who's getting fired next at Veridian.

Lem flips when his brilliant scientist mom starts dating Dr. Bhamba.

Ted interferes in Veronica's love life when she starts to slack off at work.

Ted and Linda are accused of sexual harassment.

After an employee literally drops dead in the midst of Veridian's big push to finish a major project -- a machine that ironically will get people to sleep -- Veronica tries to use the incident as inspiration to make the staff work even harder.

Ted can't cope with an employee who idolizes him.

A typo in a memo about offensive and inappropriate language wreaks havoc at Veridian Dynamics.

Ted tries to take the high road, much to Veronica's disgust, when a rival at work comes up with a similar project.

Thanks to a new Veridian translating device, Ted hits it off with a visiting German executive who can't speak a word of English.

Ted helps his fast talking brother get a job.

Download this never-before-seen episode now! Ted is put in charge of a new employee rewards system where the company doles out tickets exchangeable for prizes.

Download this never-before-seen episode now! Ted learns how to navigate the "kid mafia" after Rose is invited to a play date with Chet's daughter and Veronica is forced to find her own way into the club.