The New Statesman

Alan is back and he is on the warpath.

While Piers is dealing with the ins and outs of political life, Alan is somewhat put out to find himself indebted to his wife Sarah.

Alan B'Stard sniffs out bribery and corruption in Brussels.

Molotov cocktails may be raining down on refugee hostels in Germany, but B'Stard is more concerned with a potentially explosive plan that he has up his sleeve.

Alan B'Stard doesn't balk at the Balkans.

All hell breaks loose when B'Stard decides to interfere with the mountains of untaxed cash lying hidden in the Channel Islands.