The Red Green Show

Women accept who they are; Men have to prove it. At long last, Harold is finally invited to spend the night out with the boys.

Women know where they're going, Men drive. Harold dresses up like Red to go in his uncle's place to do a driving test that Red is supposed to take to regain his driver's license after he loses it.

Women are watching the world, Men are watching television. The men use the roof of a silo as a satellite dish.

Women can bear children; Men can't. Red and Harold both need fathers for an annual banquet for fathers and sons.

Women pursue good health, Men pursue good doctors. Possum Lake's old doctor has retired and his replacement uses a local ice cream parlor as the new Possum Lake Medical Clinic.

Upon hearing of a new transmission tower being erected in the area, Red comes up with the idea of using the tower as a vertical grandstand

Women appreciate creative input; Men appreciate silence. All bets are off when a big American network eyes the Lodge and wants to make some minor changes to the show.

Women try to preserve history, Men try to make it. Camelot comes to Possum Lake.

Women protect their feelings, Men protect their possessions. The Possum Van gets stolen, but Red can't decide whether to get it back or buy a replacement van.

Women like to communicate, Men like to broadcast. CB radios replace the telephone system at Possum Lake.

"Women better themselves, Men better their friends." The Lodge members go on a treasure hunt.

One of the guys is arrested for shoplifting.

"Women have to cement a romance, Men have a romance with cement." When the submarine pen project is canceled, Red and his pals have to deal with 15 truckloads of cement.

The lake's only gas station closes.

"Women go forward. Men go fishing." The men of the lodge practice creative - and illegal - fishing methods.

"Women lament lost love, Men lament lost pets." The men at the Lodge attempt to find a lost dog spotted in the woods.

"Women build friendships. Men build statues." The gang accidentally destroy a statue and must replace it.

Lodge members start a landfill.

"Women value quality. Men value size." A giant mysterious machine creates excitement at Possum Lake.

"Women value free spirits, Men bottle them." Red and his pals build their own still.

"Women enjoy church, Men enjoy Sundays." Religion arrives at Possum Lake with unsurprisingly explosive results.

"Women enjoy good food done well, Men enjoy fast food done cheap." Red and Harold attempt to promote the new restaurant in town.

The guys try their hands at gardening.

Junior's house is infested with mice.