The Smoke

Fire chief Kev returns to duty after receiving serious injuries at the hands of arsonists.

After nine months, fire chief Kevin works the courage to divulge his secret, while his partner, tired of his frustration over his inability to 'perform in bed', does it with Mal.

Kevin planned to enjoy a night in a strip joint with Mal as a treat to ask him as best man, but gets his confession of infidelity with the bride, pretends to know already, finds out she's lesbian and still pretends all is right.

Kevin decides it's not possible to cohabit further with Trish after her infidelity with his former best mate Mal, offers to move out and demand a transfer, but she leaven having disclosed she never confided her wretched youth and previous debauchery.

Kev's romantic rivalry with snake Mal compromises the fire crew's cohesion during exercises, all the men side sincerely with their cuckolded boss

Dennis can't handle his secret anymore and confesses that he and Gog caused the terribly fire where Kev got burnt. Shocked, Kev thinks about throwing the tearful trash to his death, but ends up even keeping his secret.

Tension culminates as never before along the firemen, now the transfer to the country is about to come trough. Helping recover a corpse lost from a speeding hearse proves even more hilarious, like rescuing a drunk man caught with his head in a litter-box.

Kev and Trish both recover and decide they want to be lovers again. He is however in a dark mental state, with weird memory shortcuts, so instead of driving her to the coast in his dream sports-car or the nostalgic camper van that rekindles his youth, he drives a firetruck alone all the way before realizing so ans skinny dips while he waits for her to follow