Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."

Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.

Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting too cool. Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club, while Moze and Suzy compete to be the best in every club.

Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's 'Golden Notebook' and Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors. Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class. Moze takes on pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math.

Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.

Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger. And while Moze deals with being too tall, Cookie creates his own exoskeleton. Moze bets Ned that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.

Ned has to give a tour to an incoming 5th grader, the wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie tells a girl he's in the 8th grade to impress her. Ned is torn between his dissection lab partner Moze, and working with Suzie's 'say no' to dissection campaign.

Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours and Cookie and Loomer are dared to jump over a shark. Ned, Moze and Cookie have developed some bad habits, so they try to create tips to conquer them.

Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.

Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie. The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.

Ned tries to get his new nickname to stick and Moze hates hers. Cookie has the answer with his new nicknaming software. Ned and Moze help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness while Cookie helps other shy kids gain 'Cookie Confidence'.

Ned tries to get his new nickname to stick and Moze hates hers. Cookie has the answer with his new nicknaming software. Ned and Moze help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness while Cookie helps other shy kids gain 'Cookie Confidence'.

Ned sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him. Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy. Moze has a hard time getting Seth to understand she's asking him out.

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. Moze tries to break up with Seth, but he thinks it's a prank.

Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent.

Ned battles with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. Cookie and Moze get the spirit stick and must not let it touch the ground all week. Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's fashion police. Cookie creates a unisex school uniform.

Ned tries to win 'Best Smile' in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever. Moze has to raise money fast or the yearbook will stink. Cookie decides he wants to be a mega sports agent and signs Moze as his first superstar client.

Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head. When the class clown moves to Cleveland Ned, Cookie and Moze do an all out search for a new clown.

Ned must ace all his final exams. Moze gets her first 'F' ever while Cookie tries to fail tests on purpose. Ned has to find a tutor in order to avoid summer school. Moze gets into trouble when a bunch of sixth graders fall in love with her.

Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. Cookie tries to win Vanessa back by showing her grandmother what a great student he is.

For the final school dance, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman. Cookie takes Lisa and Vanessa to the dance. Ned and Moze try to tell Suzie about 'the kiss'. Cookie unleashes his tunnel-battle-bot that goes crazy in the halls.