1000 Ways To Die

Stongman gets weak in the knees;a tease gets stoned;a flirty husband falls for a chain saw;a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party;a garage sale turns deadly;a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn't; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.

Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.