Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.

Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.

Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.

Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.

Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.

Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.

A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.

Ned is drafted into the student body election.Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."

Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart. Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.

Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.

Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends. Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.

Moze catches Bitsy cheating. Ned comes face to face with a test. Cookie learns the naked truth about cheating.Ned and Cookie go crazy when Loomer bullies them.

Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out.Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.