Comedy Central Presents

Rich Vos shares stories about hellish travel destinations and his daughter's attractive teacher.

Arnez J. reflects on 9/11, talks about getting overmedicated at dental surgery and explains why men should roleplay for their women.

Tracy Smith is thankful she's never won the lottery, wants to give her younger self dating advice and hates competing for men.

Wayne Federman learns about sarcasm in New York City, explains why the carpool lane discriminates against lonely people and describes a distracting Kiss concert.

Gregg Rogell describes the benefits of riding a specific subway line in New York City and laments his lack of incentive for quitting smoking.

Daniel Tosh finds a new use for cargo pants, tricks people at the airport and describes his idea for a new game show.

Jeff Dunham consults his pal Walter about marriage, questions Melvin the Superhero's abilities and helps Peanut the Woozle figure out where he is.

Joey Kola weighs in on modern fatherhood, can't figure out funding for space and lists the only four things men want in life.

Robert Hawkins talks about Army life, traveling the world and bad haircuts.

David Feldman explains how his daughters made him a feminist, compares the effects of different drugs and rails against sex education in schools.

Eddie Brill breaks down post-9/11 New York City, thinks Ted Kennedy is invincible and explains why all religions deserve respect.

Dwayne Kennedy reflects on post-9/11 racial tensions, weighs in on changing demographics and empathizes with Osama bin Laden.

Sheryl Underwood weighs in on problems in Catholicism, explains why she likes George W. Bush and talks about the struggles of dating.

Jeff Stilson talks about his love of televised sports, recounts the miracle of childbirth and weighs the pros and cons of married life.

Charlie Viracola wants to create his own planet where masturbation at the post office is allowed, George W. Bush isn't and toes aren't considered pre-existing conditions.

Ron White talks about his wealthy in-laws, describes being thrown out of a bar in New York City and admits to being a cowboy who doesn't like to hunt.

Freddy Soto reflects on growing up Latino and shares the Mexican home remedy for athlete's foot.

Otis Lee Crenshaw and The Black Liars perform songs about the loneliness of work, the musical charms of women, and life in prison.

Patrice O'Neal discusses the importance of creating a paper trail, Americans' arrogance and why he couldn't kill his own food.

Jake Johannsen explains why there's no Victoria's Secret for men and reveals that dogs have perfect-sized brains.

Laura Kightlinger shares the keys to performing stand-up comedy and gives tips for hanging up on your mother.

Carol Leifer unveils the secrets of making love to a woman and explains near-death experiences.

Paul F. Tompkins explains why he knows more about jazz and balloon shopping than anyone else.

Earthquake complains about Alabama's staggering heat, explains why marriage is rough and objects to the rising cover charges at church.