The Carol Burnett Show

Tonight, Mr. Tudball tries to implement an office fire safety program with Mrs. Wiggins. Also, a desert oasis with a bar might be salvation for a stranded Harvey and Tim or is it just a mirage?

Guest Neil Sedaka joins the gang for a set of commercial parodies. Also: Harvey learns to not pick up on ladies at the I.R.S. office, and Carol tries to get important houseguests to call it a night.

Get ready for the big time as ham actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl. Also, Tim's "Oldest Man" character is completely at sea as a ship's captain.

Tonight, Tim has to write a eulogy for his late best friend, who may not have been that good of a friend to him. And on "As The Stomach Turns", things turn positively bionic after a funeral.

Tonight, Eunice gets her big break as a contestant on "The Gong Show!" Also, an interview with the wife of a kidnap victim turns more dramatic with each take.

Tonight, Mr. Tudball is in hot water with his wife--and Mrs. Wiggins is of no help. Then, a woman (Carol) recovering from a nervous breakdown finds her spouse (Harvey) pushing her buttons once more.

Rock Hudson is tonight's guest star, appearing with Carol as husband and wife news anchors, and as secretary Mrs. Wiggins' lunch date, who's utterly smitten with her.

Tonight, Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call, Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner, and the talented Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent as musicians in a recital.

Guest Glen Campbell appears in a sketch spoofing the poster of Barbara Streisand's "A Star Is Born." Elsewhere, Tim is a guinea pig for a cure to the Swine Flu, and much, much more!

Happy National Secretary Week! Tonight, Mr. Tudball takes his secretary Mrs. Wiggins out for lunch. Elsewhere: Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar--and find they have something in common.

The delightful Dick Van Dyke is Carol's guest, lending his impressive talents to an homage to Shirley Temple films, "Little Miss Showbiz", with Carol as bratty orphan Honey Bunny.

Ms. Betty White is tonight's guest! Betty joins in the latest installment of "The Family" wherein Mama has decided to clean up her attic. Also: Carol and Tim try to get rid of a counterfeit $20 bill.

Comedian Alan King guest stars as Carol's distracted psychiatrist. Also: an exhausted Carol tries to make hubby Tim breakfast; a nurse (Vicki) and patient (Carol) recognize each other from high school.

Sketches on tonight's fast and funny episode include: mother Carol offering daughter Vicki some (unheard) advice on the way to the altar, and Tim as a handyman working on Harvey's priceless violin.

Join Carol, Harvey, Vicki, and Tim as they spoof a classic Joan Crawford film in the sketch "Mildred Fierce."

"I saw it in the window, and I just couldn't resist it." One of the show's finest hours, the hilarious spoof "Went With The Wind!" is presented here for your entertainment. Dinah Shore guest stars.

This episode features Harvey as a man faking whiplash after an accident with Carol. And on "The Family", Mama, Ed, and Eunice are invited to Mickey's place for a celebratory Chinese dinner.

Tonight's guest star, Roddy McDowell, plays a documentary filmmaker in an operating room, and meets Carol in an elevator with dialogue only one word long. Also, another shift with Mrs. Wiggins.

Steve Lawrence is back for more fun with Carol and company! Steve plays an unsuccessful comic whose wife (Carol) heckles him at home. Also: commercial spoofs; Tim at war, attempting to fire a cannon.

Carol welcomes the great Madeline Kahn to the show! Ms. Kahn appears in the latest sketch with "The Family" as the pretentious director and star of a play in which Eunice has been cast.

Tonight's episode features a take-off of the classic Elizabeth Taylor film "National Velvet", and a sketch with Carol and Harvey as a married couple at their regularly scheduled gripe session.

The incomparable Sammy Davis, Jr. is tonight's guest. Sammy plays a flamboyant galley slave opposite Tim, then appears before the Queen (Carol) and King (Harvey) as a debt collector for a loan shark.

Jim Nabors is Carol's first Season Ten guest! Jim appears in a nursery rhyme-themed spoof of the series "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman." Also: an exhausted Tim tries to get some shuteye in his hotel room.