King Of The Hill

To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.

When Dale is ridiculed by the Arlen Gun Club for accidentally misfiring a weapon, his friends must come up with a plan to help restore Dale's self-esteem.

Peggy, wrongly convinced she speaks fluent Spanish, takes Bobby's class on a field trip to Mexico, and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. A saucy policewoman has the hots for Hank.

Hank and Cotton have a falling out that might only be resolved through the negotiating skills of Jimmy Carter.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.

With Valentine's Day approaching, Bobby decides to win back Connie's heart.

Hank is chosen to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen.

Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work at the Faire. But, when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must joust to defend his wife's honor.

Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music, and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.

After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.

When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.

Peggy pretends to be a nun in order to land a permanent teaching position.

Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret Army experiment.

Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own. Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.

Hank is invited to join an exclusive all-Asian country club,but discovers he's only being courted because he's white.

Peggy gets a job with Alamo Beer, and learns the company is knowingly selling tainted beer.

Peggy and Luanne are lured into a cult; Hank is assigned to destroy Mr. Strickland's emus.

When Nancy asks Hank to invite Dale's estranged father, Bug, to their second wedding, Hank discovers that, unbeknownst to his family, Bug is gay.

When Hank has a dream about he and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.

Boomhauer slides into depression when he's dumped by the woman he loves.

The Hills take Cotton to Japan so he can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed during WWII.

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.