The New Statesman

Alan gets himself into trouble when he tries to charm a militant councilor into selling him oil-rich land.

Alan seizes an opportunity when television cameras make their way into the House of Commons.

Thrusting his way through the lobby of anti-Nazi protesters, B'Stard refuses point blank to sign their petition supporting moves to rid Britain of German war criminals.

Alan has only the best of intentions when he becomes the parliamentary patron of a newly formed organization to help improve the minds of the young ladies.

Alan seduces a Hollywood actress and finds out she has a predilection for bondage.

Piers announces his plan to marry the beautiful Clarissa, and Alan tries putting the moves on her when he discovers she is incredibly attractive.

When Alan finds out that Piers is promoted to a position he wanted, rage sets in and he takes his fury out on those around him.

After surviving an attempted assassination, Alan B'Stard is left in peril as many are disappointed that he is still alive.