
Two and a Half Men
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24 集
Back off Mary Poppins - 1

Back off Mary Poppins - 1
Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's young son, Jake, came to stay with him.
21 分钟
2004年9月19日
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls - 2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls - 2
At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.
22 分钟
2004年9月26日
A Bag Full of Jawea - 3

A Bag Full of Jawea - 3
Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen.
20 分钟
2004年10月3日
Go Get Mommy's Bra - 4

Go Get Mommy's Bra - 4
Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive.
21 分钟
2004年10月10日
Bad News from the Clinic? - 5

Bad News from the Clinic? - 5
Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.
21 分钟
2004年10月17日
The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance - 6

The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance - 6
When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place.
22 分钟
2004年10月24日
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana - 7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana - 7
In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party.
21 分钟
2004年11月7日
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - 8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers - 8
Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy, a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
22 分钟
2004年11月14日
Yes, Monsignor - 9

Yes, Monsignor - 9
Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out.
22 分钟
2004年11月21日
The Salmon Under My Sweater - 10

The Salmon Under My Sweater - 10
Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help.
21 分钟
2004年11月28日
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos - 11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos - 11
Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering.
22 分钟
2004年12月12日
A Lungful of Alan - 12

A Lungful of Alan - 12
Jamie, Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers and they both vie for her affections.
22 分钟
2005年1月2日
Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair) - 13

Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair) - 13
When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure.
21 分钟
2005年1月16日
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - 14

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut - 14
After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.
22 分钟
2005年1月30日
Smell the Umbrella Stand - 15

Smell the Umbrella Stand - 15
On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.
21 分钟
2005年2月6日
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - 16

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - 16
Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
21 分钟
2005年2月13日
Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam! - 17

Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam! - 17
While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.
21 分钟
2005年2月20日
It Was 'Mame,' Mom - 18

It Was 'Mame,' Mom - 18
Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric will continue to give Charlie more jingles. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric.
22 分钟
2005年3月6日
A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise - 19

A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise - 19
While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty.
22 分钟
2005年3月20日
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey - 20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey - 20
Evelyn harasses Charlie and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other.
22 分钟
2005年4月17日
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - 21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On - 21
While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died.
21 分钟
2005年5月1日
That Old Hose Bag is My Mother - 22

That Old Hose Bag is My Mother - 22
After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right.
21 分钟
2005年5月8日
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - 23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - 23
When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night.
21 分钟
2005年5月15日
Does This Smell Funny to You? - 24

Does This Smell Funny to You? - 24
Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie. At school, Jake is required to give a report to his fifth-grade class about his weekend.
21 分钟
2005年5月22日













