Scot Squad

This episode of the spoof documentary sees Chief Commissioner Miekelson trying out some weapons, getting his portrait painted and doing "thumbthing" about bigotry. Meanwhile the rural police deal with a cat stranded in a boat, the urban police aren't fooled by a bluffing burglar and the traffic cops encounter a dozy pedestrian and a sleeping salesman.

Traffic Officers McKirdy and Singh fall out over issuing a ticket to a family member, but make up over some music at the end of their shift. City cops McLaren and Fletcher meet a familiar face while attending a bag snatch and rural officers Mackay and McIntosh deal with some quarrelsome landowners.

Chief Commissioner Miekelson discusses his time as boss, the various names for drugs, his recent salary rise and his new plans for deterring crime. Desk Sergeant Millar is visited by nuisance Bobby Muir on a mobility scooter, but is happy to tell him his Spiderman face-paint is not all he had hoped for. Officers McIntosh and Mackay get a shocking Christmas surprise!

Plans for a "Bamnesty" blow up in Chief Commissioner Miekelson's face as he forces his PR exec Willie Saffron to take it to the press. Unfortunately his plan for working from home doesn't go well either, and he chats about changing the legal definition of drunk.

While helping a blind man do some shopping, Volunteer Officer Ken Beattie discovers there's more to him than meets the eye. Something that also applies to the old pensioner that Officers McLaren and Fletcher rush to rescue. Then these city cops become intoxicated by the drugs they are meant to be guarding.

Traffic Officer Hugh McKirdy becomes starstruck as he and his partner Surjit Singh respond to an incident involving Michelle McManus. They also take us on a tour of the police impound.