The King Of Queens

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons only to be disappointed when Carrie puts on a show for him.

Carrie and Doug decide that marriage counseling may be in order when Carrie's transcribing machine records one of their typical arguments.

Carrie discovers that Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS 10 years ago and that he was actually faking his employment so that she would sleep with him.

Doug desperately tries to impress the new driver, Jared, when he discovers he was the only person at IPS not to receive an invitation to Jared's BBQ.

When the guys' neighborhood restaurant, Coopers, names a new sandwich "The Deacon," Doug gets angry, claiming that Deacon is taking credit for his sandwich creation.

Carrie gets mad at Doug when she discovers that his frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hair stylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway turns into a nightmare when the owners of the bed and breakfast where they are staying become too much to handle.

Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.

When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.

When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out.

When Doug accuses Carrie of not living up to her "wifely" duties, she tries to prove him wrong by baking a cake for their church's Christmas party.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

When Doug's mom beats he and the guys in a friendly game of poker, Doug sees an opportunity to capitalize on her poker skills and help him win a high stakes poker tournament.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant, while Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy

When Arthur brings back bug-infested hotel sheets from his vacation to Florida, the creatures take over their house and force Doug and Carrie to move out.

Doug fakes still being injured so that Carrie, who feels guilty for the accident, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford to go on a cruise, but quickly realizes he made a mistake and doesn't like the way Carrie looks with a bob.

When Doug learns that Carrie is disappointed with his lack of ambition, he tricks her into thinking he's having a mid-life crisis so that she'll let him go on a roller coaster he's been dying to ride.

Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own.One night at the movie theatre, Doug and Carrie can't decide on which film they want to see.

Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug befriends Joe, a driver from Priority Plus, one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke.

After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind.