The New Statesman

After winning the largest majority in parliament, newly elected MP Alan B'Stard is unable to fully enjoy his victory when he finds out the police chief constable has evidence of his unscrupulous tactics.

Alan's wife Sarah receives a large inheritance, giving her the financial freedom to file for divorce. Alan is desperate for her to stay, but not because he will miss her.

Alan decides it's time to go on a moral crusade, and it's not for moral reasons.

Alan is stuck with the task of disposing of a large amount of nuclear waste.

Alan sees an opportunity to set up his own bank on the island of St. James.

Alan accidentally kills a taxi driver.

Shocked by his low approval ratings, Alan comes up with a plan help save his seat.