The Amazing Gayl Pile

Gayl exults in his sexy and thrilling new business partnership with JD Castlemane. But beneath the facade of their successful new company lies a darker reality filled with penis bandages and domestic strife.

It becomes increasingly hard for Gayl to keep up appearances as his living situation with JD deteriorates. Making matters worse, the popularity of Renée's show soars and Gayl can't contain his jealousy.

Frustrated by Gayl's constant worry about overspending, JD shakes things up and gives Gayl a crash course in sensuality. Gayl despairs when their latest venture turns out to be another scam, and JD threatens to dissolve their partnership.

Following some racist on-air comments by Gayl and JD, the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council clamps down on the Shop At Home Channel. Faced with a $50,000 fine, station manager Darron tries to bribe the CBSC reps with his homemade beer.

Gayl and JD say goodbye to civilization and get back to nature for some much needed rest and introspection. The two friends bond at the campfire and Gayl discovers that there's no wrong way to love yourself.

Gayl can't believe that Darron is planning to sell the station to a couple of "lefty liberal" types who want to rebuild it as a women's shelter. Gayl suffers the worst crisis of his life but JD hatches a plan to escape to a faraway land.

Gayl and JD arrive at a trade show in Houston. JD promises they'll hobnob with celebs and make big bucks with a new product. Gayl braces himself for the worst, but things turn around when he encounters some mysterious Houstonians who help Gayl understand his true self.

Gayl and JD find themselves back in Hamilton after their disastrous trip to Houston. Gayl suffers a brutal shock when he witnesses the destruction of the Shop At Home Channel soundstage. Unable to accept this fate, Gayl comes up with a last ditch plan to pull the station, and his life, back from the abyss.

Gayl and the rest of the gang work around the clock, rehearsing their numbers for the telethon to save the Shop At Home Channel. Jealous of Gayl's new moisturizing product, JD hatches a plot to give everyone at the channel exactly what they deserve.

Gayl hosts the telethon like a man on a mission, begging the TV audience to pledge generously so they can save Hamilton's only regional shopping channel. But it doesn't matter how much money they raise, because JD has a deadly plan to spoil the fun.