Train 48

Lucas crows about his new life of responsibility. Brenda begs Shannon's advice about her two men. Pete meets Mag's husband. Randy runs into Agnes (who got married) and it's a head-on collision!

Randy warns Seymour not to try starting up with Christina again. Cam confesses to Damien about the scam he and Pete were trying to pull. Johnny and Lucas make the Superbowl bet. Randy tricks Johnny about his Don Don Chinaburger.

Lucas meets Shannon and her older date, Warren. David inquires about going to Brenda's church. Johnny gets doused in his enthusiasm for the Superbowl. Dana kisses Allison - and regrets it.

Dana finds out Allison has trashed her website and "outed" her to her fans. Pete and Lucas make Johnny think Charity is having an affair - in fun. Zach tries to get back at his knife attacker when he sees him walk by.

Brenda and Johnny spar about their kids in university. Randy hasn't had any sleep and David's very peppy. Ed confides in Lucas that something's terribly wrong between him and Julia. Seymour blows up at Shannon for nattering about his dieting, and she shuts him down for his suggestions about Warren.

Christina tells Seymour she's going for a sex change operation. Lucas tells Julia he cannot go to Calgary. Zach ends up in a break-dancing battle with Brenda. David is unhappy to hear he's a rabbit.

Brenda tells Dana she's lost her integrity when Dana complains about anti-lesbian hate mail on her website. Randy agrees to one date with a Korean-Canadian girl his mother wants him to go out with. Lucas spills about dumping Julia, and encourages David and Andy to adopt.

Mag tells Pete he has to marry Ritu if he wants to keep seeing her. Brenda chooses to stay home with her family instead of choosing a date for the evening - even with Randy and Seymour's help. Johnny finds out the affair was true and tells Charity to get out of the house.

Seymour got punched in the eye and fired today. Lucas and Pete compare Julia and Ritu in their ability to control them. Shannon won't tell Brenda about Warren. Brenda is going to teach Shannon how to do home repairs. Harry tells David that the police have evidence against him.

The gang can't cheer Johnny up for his birthday. He's going out to pummel Bulk Barn Billy. Seymour wants Zach to quit his job and be free like him. Randy had a great pre-date with Helen, until she proves true to her nick name. Dana won't go along with the label rep and deny she's a lesbian. The deal is off.

Granny and Bridget meet each other and don't care for Brenda. David and Lucas try to talk about his "murder" case in front of Randy in code. Johnny is drunk and sad. Zach tries to lift his spirits by talking about his old rock band. Granny howls to her wolf cub Johnny.

Pete reports on Johnny and Charity to Shannon and Brenda. They find a spycam in the train washroom. Randy & Zach tell Dana Academy Award film plots to counter her career ending. Seymour confronts Todd about how he's making Christina give up her operation.

Zach's brother wants to set him up with a girl. David is getting more and more overwrought about the case. Lucas may change his mind one more time about Julia. Seymour's sunshine outpowers Randy's dark clouds. Johnny tells Brenda what she can do with a casserole she made for the family.

Dave tries to get Marcie and Zach together so he can have alone time with his girlfriend Naomi. Randy and Lucas have personal issues with Brenda's news about the toilet spy-cam. Pete tries to lift Johnny's spirits and is trapped into spending an evening with him.

Brenda and Dana meet Sue Johanson. Lucas finds out Julia came back to live with Ed...and she had an abortion. Zach sprays Shannon's pepper spray and clears the train.

Dana meets a lesbian DJ. Warren tells Shannon he's not as rich as she thinks. Pete insists Johnny should call Madelaine for a date. Seymour is getting ready for the Rock Paper Scissors championships.

Brenda advises Shannon to go out with men her own age. Randy gets mad at Jesse: Liz came home and no one told him! David, Pete and Dana discuss the wierdest things that happened at work today. Naomi kisses Zach.

Johnny has a date with Madelaine, but can't even kiss her. Zach tells of loving Naomi. Seymour finds out Christina is tricking again. Brenda accuses Rudy of being the spy-cam pervert. Mag and Pete, stubborn about their ultimatums, challenge each other to go without sex.

Randy has another date from hell to contend with. Shannon and Dana advise David to change lawyers, like now. Pete finds out Johnny couldn't make it with the lovely Madelaine.

Johnny tries a new look from the mall. Shannon gets yelled at for ignoring Warren. A passenger tells Brenda and Seymour off for discussing their ultra weird private lives on the public train. Jesse kisses Dana.

David's hired a new lawyer. Dana has a hangover and is grilled for details by Lucas and David. Brenda tells Rudy she's going out with Jules. Pete tells Randy he better wise up or that Irwin family is going to walk all over him and take away his daughter.

Jesse wants to continue seeing Dana, but is told she's not a lesbian like she thinks she is. Johnny gets transformed by Shannon and Lucas. Zach knows about Mag and Pete, but Pete knows about Zach and Naomi. Seymour tells Christina he loves her!

Liz comes on the train for the first time, showing some symptoms of brain damage. She still wants her baby to come home. Bridget wants Randy to help her slow her down. Brenda, Shannon and Johnny overwhelm her with news about everyone. David and Andy meet Scott Thompson. David is told the police are going to charge him with murder tonight.