Bizarre ER

Tonight's programme features a student who's trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and onto her head; a golfer who's smashed the ball straight into his girlfriend's teeth and a man who fell into an industrial cement mixer.

Tonight's programme features a fisherman's tackle in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old's nose to remove some life-threatening lego; a man who's foot is engulfed by pus-filled boils (after he stubs his toe); and a boy who ended up with toes on his hands due to a freak bouncy castle accident.

Tonight's programme features a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some "pubic topiary"; an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a tiny toothpick; and a victim of "frozen food injury". Plus a return to medieval medicine, when bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth - to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

Tonight's programme features an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; and a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head. Plus - a man who severs his spine, but who walks out of hospital six weeks later.

Tonight's programme features a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover; a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb; a boy who melts his trousers as he tries to put out a sparkler; and a toilet that falls off the back of a lorry - and onto a man's foot.

Tonight's programme features a vet attacked by a cat while plucking its testicles; a gymnast who literally falls head over heels for a girl; some chefs whose eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen; and a man gored by a bullock. Plus proof that beer can be bad for you - when a keg of the stuff falls on a barman's foot.

Tonight's programme features a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owners nose; a man whose ear is bitten off in a fight; and a patient whose body is engulfed by giant red spots, which grow bigger in front of his eyes.

Tonight's programme features turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer, as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall, a farmer who "de-gloves" his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes; and the true meaning of Hasselhoff.