Blue Mountain State

Three incoming freshmen attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Denise gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

When the team has a curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized possession gets passed around leading to an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease.

Billy the goat mascot and Sammy are kidnapped by a rival school.

After too much slacking, Alex gets demoted to third string. He is ecstatic at first, but then realizes that the third stringers are a bunch of freaks.

After losing two games in a row, the team participates in a Drug Olympics to exorcise their demons.

Recruitment week starts at BMS, and Alex tries to get the #1 quarterback recruit, Golden Arm, to commit to BMS so Alex won't ever have to start.

Alex unknowingly breaks a years-long truce between the football team and lacrosse team by hooking up with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, and a war ensues.

Alex, Thad and some other players learn that they are failing and have to pass an upcoming test so they don't lose their eligibility.

During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 am Monday to 6 am Tuesday, Alex hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him.

Alex gets fan mail from a guy who wants Alex to date his daughter.

The team finds out that they have to be drug tested, so they try to stay sober for three days but can't function normally.

The Mountain Goats head off to Louisiana after receiving an unexpected Bowl Game invitation; Thad, Alex and Sam spend the night trying to rescue Craig.