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George Turner’s plan to kick-start his family back into life by moving them across the Tasman to the town of Weld, New Zealand, does not get off to an ideal start. TV-PG

It is fight or flee time for the Turner family as faulty plumbing and poorly chosen words sees the town of Weld rise up against their new Australian imports. TV-PG

When George goes on the offensive, tracking down the source of a scurrilous rumor about him, what he learns changes everything between him and the women of Weld. TV-PG-V

As he comes to grips with his status as the new ladies’ man about town George is dragged into a celebration (or not) of Weld’s x-rated history. TV-PG-DS

George and his family temporarily move in a motel; George runs into his childhood nemesis.

George tries solving the mystery of Sir Frederick Weld's missing head.

George struggles with coming face-to-face with his demons and the consequences of his ignorance.

George Turner brought his family to the town of Weld, New Zealand, in search of a new life. That life is now in ruins. So where to now, George? Viewer Discretion is Advised. TV-14