Pops and Peanut

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

What job did Noah want before he built the ark?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What kind of haircut do bees get?

Where do fish keep their money?

What do you call a funny mountain?

What's a cat's favorite church song?

How does the ocean say hi?

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Why is it cold at Christmas?

What did the turkey say to the computer?

What do snowmen do on the weekend?

What did the salt say to the pepper?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where do people learn to make ice cream?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Garden!

How do superstars stay cool?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess open the door!

What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?

What can you always count on?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg?