The Surreal Life (2003)

Andy Dick, Surreal Life Security, greets the cast and conducts a security check on each person before allowing them entrance into the house. Andy breaks from the pressure and quits before the last cast member is revealed.

Omarosa and Bronson start an all day tiff based on Bronson's belief that she is one of the fakest people he has ever met. Jose recruits the cast to assist him with his book signing.

The Surreal Lifers learn that today they're putting on a burlesque show at a Hollywood Night-club! Jose jumps right in and even takes time to alter his costume to meet his specifications for his big show-stopping number.

The cast heads off to a Battered Women's Shelter to build a new backyard. Janice makes it clear that the only heavy lifting Supermodels do is with their lip-gloss applicator.

The Surreal Lifers awake to what they hope will be a laid back day. Jose appreciates the finer points of a bikini-clad Caprice and even offers advice on how she can improve her model-perfect body.

Today the cast learns they're taking an overnight trip to the City Of Sin!

For their second eventful day in swinging Las Vegas, the celebs participate in a SURVIVOR-style pool game called the "Vegas Castaway Challenge," hosted by TIM STACK playing a poor man's Jeff Probst!

The Surreal Lifers learn that today is Press Day - reporters and photographers from various media will be visiting the mansion for interviews and photo shoots. Janice and Omarosa butt heads immediately and often in-front of the press.

As Omarosa packs to leave the house, Janice defends her actions, saying it was a joke and Omarosa is faking it again and trying to get camera time.

Still reeling from last night's drama, the cast goes about their morning rituals, while Omarosa and Janice manage to keep away from each other. But Omarosa continues to rag on Janice to the others; "She was a problem on America's Top Model.

It's part two of DIRTY LAUNDRY on THE SURREAL LIFE... and we have a lot of washing to do! Sally also accuses Omarosa of trying to manipulate the show by informing her fellow cast on how Dirty Laundry works.

The final morning starts off with an unexpected apology in the bathroom from Omarosa to Janice; "Do you forgive me?" Janice responds with a curt "Yes," and the two women hug. The rest of the gang still worry about the Omarosa/Janice rivalry.