Comedy Central Presents

Jimmy Pardo elaborates on the dangers of cutting your own hair, describes the difference between hotel showers and home showers, and talks about dealing with traffic.

Carlos Mencia explains why venting is helpful, describes America's best qualities and creates a new fast-food mascot.

Gilbert Gottfried questions the seating at The Last Supper, looks back on the bad masks in "Planet of the Apes" and talks about Hollywood's three-name trend.

Brian Posehn shares his love for New York City, describes what it's like to quit smoking pot and ponders whether or not he's a dork.

Nick Di Paolo talks about the aging process, reveals the details of his first prostate exam and describes what he loves about "The Sopranos."

Adele Givens reacts to bad advice about airplane travel, pitches topics for TV talk shows and suggests using poetry to communicate with dysfunctional family members.

Lenny Clarke reveals his dieting tips and explains why he has a soft spot for teachers.

Mike Britt gives his take on the absurdity of war and laments the modern dangers of casual sex.

Richard Jeni recalls his childhood as a Catholic, then warns against the dangerous combination of red wine and PMS.

Sean Cullen imagines a "James Bond" theme written by Bob Dylan and sings about his deep affection for porn.

Lewis Black ponders why he's never seen an ad for candy corn, gripes about the ever-expanding Christmas season and finds the end of the universe in Texas.