The King Of Queens

Doug takes Carrie to a spa hoping to earn some credit so she'll let him go to Vegas with the boys. But when the Vegas trip gets cancelled, Doug must figure out how to cash in on his earned credit before Carrie forgets.

When Carrie becomes team leader in her new job, she's starts to put more time into her career by occasionally bringing work home and working on Saturday. Jealous that Carrie's new career is taking time away from him, Doug asks his boss for a promotion just to get back at Carrie.

When Doug reluctantly goes to join an over eaters support group, he spots an abusive relationship group down the hall that serves donuts and potato chips and joins their meeting instead. Noticing that Doug seems to be gaining weight, Carrie stops by the meeting one night, and discovers that Doug and his new, brow-beaten friends are blaming her for his overeating.

Doug's futile attempts to regain his comedic statue among his colleagues leave him no choice but to resort to trickery. However, Doug's plan backfires when he sends the new driver on the wrong route and he winds up in the hospital after being beaton up looking for a made up address.

Doug starts to panic when a colleague of Carrie's, whose name he should remember, starts to approach him to say hello while at Carrie's office party. Knowing that Carrie gets upset that he never remembers any of her friend's names, he decides to fake a heart attack rather than face the music.

When Doug's parents, Janet and Joe, come to town so that Joe can attend his model train convention, Doug becomes uncomfortable with how much time Arthur is spending with Janet while his father is off playing with his prized toys. When Doug finally convinces his father to go to Janet and take care of his marriage, Joe leaves Doug alone with his train set for the first time in Doug's ...

When Doug's wallet mysteriously disappears, he's convinced he and Carrie were tricked by a "little person" who picked Doug's pocket after hitting on Carrie. Doug becomes even more positive when he discovers his card was used at a tailor shop and to buy a ladder.

While Doug and Carrie are at dinner with Neal and Marcy, they are introduced to Marc and Renne, with whom they have an instant connection. But when Doug later tries to make plans with their potentially new, much cooler couple friends, he discovers that he doesn't know their last name or their phone number.

Doug tries to convince his friends that Carrie can't tell him what to do, yet he's forced to hide from Carrie when he's wearing his new cologne that Carrie specifically told him not to wear. Although Doug's double life only goes so far, Carrie gets wise to his game and catches him wearing the scent.

When Carrie gets a raise, she hires Inez, a Spanish speaking housekeeper, with the extra money. Frustrated by the language barrier, Doug retaliates by hiring Veronica as his own housekeeper.

When Doug refuses to take the IPS evaluation exam, Carrie accuses him of lacking career ambition. Doug's response to Carrie's accusation is to pursue his dream of becoming a bartender.

When Carrie puts on a couple of extra pounds, Doug gently convinces her to accept Lou Ferrigno's offer to train both of them. When Doug notices Lou eyeballing his video games, he makes a secret pact with Lou to let him play his video games during Doug's workout session as long as Lou lets him lay around.

Carrie is shocked to discover that the line Doug won her over with was actually spoken by Erik Estrada to his dying monkey in an old, cheesy movie. With Valentine's Day quickly approaching, Doug struggles to come up with an original romantic phrase to use on Carrie to redeem himself.

Doug can't get enough of his former football coach's praises and starts hanging around his old school. The reminiscing goes a bit too far when Doug shows up to a pep rally in his old football jersey.

Doug's plan temporarily works until Carrie decides she and Doug need to start exercising more. Meanwhile, when Arthur realizes he wasn't around that much during Carrie's childhood, he attempts to superimpose himself into some of her baby pictures.

In an effort to prove to Deacon that he's best friend material, Doug tries to impress him with his knowledge of African-American history. Meanwhile, Carrie can't understand why she can't get an appointment at the nail salon and soon discovers that she's been blacklisted from that salon because she's perceived as being difficult.

What starts out as a great trip quickly turns into a nightmare as Doug and Arthur are forced to switch planes, which puts them in Pittsburgh instead of St. Louis. And if the travel snafu isn't bad enough, Doug discovers that Arthur is deathly afraid of flying and is forced to talk him off the ledge several times throughout the flight.

Carrie tells Holly she'll help decorate her van if Holly will give her a ride to Lowes to buy supplies. Holly becomes upset when she realizes Carrie was only offering her services so she could use Holly's van to pick up her own decorating supplies.

When a checkout girl is distracted making personal calls and accidentally doesn't charge Carrie for her digital music player, Carrie walks out the store with free merchandise. But when Carrie is forced to wait out a blizzard in her local church, she starts feeling guilty for not saying anything to the checkout girl.

Following the mayonnaise incident, Carrie bans Doug and Deacon from the skybox and asks Spence to pretend to be her husband. Spence begrudgingly plays the role of Carrie's loving husband, but things get complicated when Carrie's client makes a pass at him.

Doug's true intentions are revealed when he explains that in order to take advantage of the all expenses paid ski weekend, and receive the complimentary gift of a plasma TV, he and Carrie must attend a four-hour sales pitch for a timeshare. Carrie begs Doug not to fall victim to the ruthless sales rep's presentation, but is shocked to discover that she herself...

Doug reluctantly agrees to Carrie's idea to "flip" their deceased neighbor's house, but doesn't hesitate to blame her when the cost of the much needed home improvements start to add up. But Carrie hires a non-professional to make the repairs for next to nothing, a quick-fix that may come back to haunt them.