Bert the Conqueror

Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, bungee jumps from a bridge over the Cheakamus River and runs a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.

Bert tackles Michigan's best thrills, including jetblading, riding sand dunes, and wooden coasters. His journey ends outside Detroit, where Bert visits a collection of daring, homemade, backyard thrills at the 'Abusement Park.'

Bert enjoys thrill rides, roadside attractions and hanging with monkeys and mermaids in his home state of Florida. His journey ends at the Greased Pig contest, where he chases a greasy, muddy pig and the winner gets to keep it.

Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.

Bert faces his fear of heights by strapping into Colorado's highest thrill rides, including Denver's tallest roller coaster, a Skycoaster swinging 1,200 feet above a river and a one-of-a-kind aerial dive through a 200-foot canyon.

Bert visits the Tri-State Area for a wild tour of the region's most extreme attractions. After suffering a freak injury on a waterslide, can Bert come back in time to conquer a 5K full of inflatable obstacles?

Bert journeys up the West Coast en route to the great Seattle Tomato Battle, where combatants fling 15 tons of tomatoes at each other inside a confined space. Will Bert survive the onslaught of flying tomatoes?

Bert journeys through America's Midwest, seeking out the region's biggest thrills including a high-anxiety haunted house and a wild ATV race at the Eagle Mountain Mud Run.

Bert finds extreme thrills in Ohio. First, he rides the world's tallest, fastest, and longest wing coaster, and then he flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, hoping to make the biggest splash at a summer camp of teenagers.

Bert takes a road trip through Kentucky and Tennessee, riding America's tallest free body water slide and competing in the Running of the Balls, an extreme event where runners are chased down a hill by a colossal plastic ball.

Bert pays a visit to a ride-testing site in Utah, using himself a human guinea pig and strapping into tomorrow's best and boldest rides. Before that, he heads to Georgia's Tank Town USA to crush cars in a military-grade tank.

On a thrilling Texas trip, Bert faces fierce boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest, rides a unique shuttle coaster and battles his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.