Comedy Knockout

Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking at zero gravity, Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver, and Casey James Salengo is ready to "Stomp a mudhole in both their candy asses."

Gina Yashere DEFINITELY knows what not to say at a gun store, Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member, and Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.

Noah Gardenswartz knows where Kevin McCaffrey's hamster is hidden, and Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white. Plus, Dulce Sloan will marry Noah -- but there's one thing she won't do!

Seaton Smith knows exactly what NOT to say at a rap battle, Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love, and Sean Donnelly does a roasty impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.

Paul Virzi proves he's the worst camp counselor, Gina Yashere defends women in fedoras, and Josh Wolf risks beheading if he ever goes to England!

Megan Neuringer knows what NOT to touch at a dog show, Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one, and Chris Distefano may soon be single.

Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check, Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his "drug dealer" shirt, and Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers!

Mike Vecchione knows WAY more about boy bands than a grown man should, Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants, and Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over 6 kids!

Mehran Khagani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan, Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up, and Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.

Sean Patton has a minor breakdown, Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance, and Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing!

Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire, Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason, and Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.

Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians, Alonzo Bodden wants to beat the hell out of Ahamed, and Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.

Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices, Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair, and Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.

Old Lady Afterlife: Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking, Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night, and Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.

Seven Kinds of DNA: Arden Myrin is SO horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel, Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelg?nger, and Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys, and old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.