The Boondocks

Granddad forces the kids to sneak into the long-awaited sequel for Soul Plane 2. What follows is bootlegging, nunchucks, and twenty-dollar popcorn -- everything a day at the movies should be.

After a chance meeting with Usher at a restaurant puts a strain on Tom and Sarah's marriage, Tom turns to A Pimp Named Slickback to help rescue his relationship.

A rash of home invasions makes Woodcrest panic, and the neighborhood watch on high alert. The Freemans are all too eager to mind their own business. When Riley witnesses the theft of Granddad's precious car, will he crack under questioning?

Granddad's nemesis, Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, returns from hell to seek vengeance on the Freemans and picks an unlikely vessel in poor Tom.

A superstar rap group moves in across the street and records a diss record about Granddad after a neighborly disagreement escalates into full-blown rap beef.

Granddad invites a total stranger to the house for the weekend and has the nerve to act surprised when she turns out to be completely insane.

Riley finally gets a platinum and diamond chain, only to have it snatched by a bully. But Riley will stop at nothing to recover his chain and rep.

Riley joins Tom's Little League basketball team and learns there's more to the game than flashy moves; there's crushing, humiliating defeat, for instance.

When family displaced by Hurricane Katrina show up looking for a place to stay, Granddad does what anyone would do -- try to find a way to get rid of them as quickly as possible.

When Granddad takes a much-needed vacation from the boys, Huey takes control of the house but has to contend with a vicious insurgency from Riley.

Granddad and the good Rev. Rolo Goodlove try to cash in big after a teacher calls Riley "the n-word" in school.

Three very different versions of a slave revolt were led by Huey and Riley's great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents. Who says the 1860s couldn't be fun?

Gangstalicious is back with a new hit song and a new clothing line, but the same old secret. Gayness ensues.

Huey organizes a boycott of BET and gets some high-profile help. Will it be enough to bring the world's worst cable network to its knees? We can only hope.

BET produces a reality show starring everyone's favorite negro-hating handyman Uncle Ruckus. Still, when Ruckus is forced to accept the truth about his own blackness, the performance and the man quickly fall apart.