HOLLYWOOD IS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL

Taylor races to pick up the notorious Quinn from school in hopes of saving her job. When everything that could wrong, does, Quinn makes Taylor a deal the desperate Midwesterner can't afford to turn down.

After Kylie shows Taylor up at work, Taylor follows Quinn's advice to "get a dork to do her homework." But Taylor's dork may be more of complication than she bargained for.

When Taylor wants to get into the big Hollywood party Kylie gloats about, Quinn helps Taylor find a way in-by becoming Kylie. With help from Whitney Port of course.

To get the promotion, Taylor needs to get Iris and Kellen in the same room-a seemingly impossible task until Taylor learns just how useful Twitter can be.

Quinn warns Taylor about the hazards of going out with an agent. Taylor doesn't listen. How dangerous could a cute guy like Sebastian be?

Taylor needs to get rid of the blackmail pictures on Kylie's phone so she can get back on track for the promotion. Nothing Quinn, a wig, and a southern accent can't solve.

Taylor learns just how far she'll go to get what she wants. The blackmailee has officially become the blackmailer.

Quinn demands that Taylor make good on her end of the bargain. But with her new job, Taylor might not have time to do favors for high school girls.

Taylor's wallowing binge session is interrupted by a surprise celebratory visit from Sebastian, who offers her the ammunition she needs to get her job back.

Taylor's return to Wisconsin to man the meat saw is short lived. Looks like she might just have a second shot at making it in Hollywood.