Top 20

Hold on tight cuz someone's been hit with a stupid stick, and it's fixin' to get plum crazy! We're counting down the wildest BACKWOODS BONEHEADS! Some are gettin' muddy. Some are gettin' nutty. And some are just plain fired up! But who will get 'er done to be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – BACKWOODS BONEHEADS!

Tonight on TOP 20 MOST SHOCKING! From boozing babes to hotheads in heels! We're counting down the wildest WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL! Which of these lovely ladies will claim top prize? The wannabe skater girl? Or the porn stars who don't get along?

Suckers beware! Pranksters are on the prowl! Get set to count down the most outrageous PRACTICAL JOKERS GONE WILD! Some are crude. Some are clever. And some hit below the belt! But they're all going to the extreme to be NUMBER ONE! Who will take the top spot? Find out next! On TOP 20 – PRACTICAL JOKERS GONE WILD!

Next on Top 20! Short fuses! Bloated egos! We're counting down the hottest HOTHEADS FROM HELL! Who will be NUMBER ONE? The hipster artists who don't see eye-to-eye? Or the girl who answers cat calls with a battle-axe! Don't forget the bus driver who punches more than tickets or the wise guy who wrestles with a stubborn tranny!

Tonight on Top 20! They laugh at your expense! Take pleasure in your shame! We're counting down the best of the worst: PRACTICAL JOKERS GONE WILD! Who will be NUMBER ONE? The kid who trashes the garbage man? What about the car that has trouble starting up?

Tonight on TOP 20! They're under the influence and out of control! We're counting down the wildest BOOZERS AND LOSERS! Who will hit bottom at NUMBER ONE? The wino who's out on a limb and down on his luck? How about the tighty whitey wastoid who be trippin'? Or the hooch-hound who can't get over the hump?

Look out, fellahs! It's ladies' night! And these girls play for keeps! We're counting down the wildest WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL! Some are happy some are angry and some are just plain nasty! Who's got what it takes to be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL!

They've got guts but they're short on brains! We're counting down the most awesome: DUMB-ASS DAREDEVILS! Who's up to the challenge of NUMBER ONE: this bat-winged bonehead, the biker who branches out, or the wannabe stuntman turned hood-ornament? They're all reckless, they're all mindless, but who will top our list? Find out next on TOP 20 MOST SHOCKING – DUMB-ASS DAREDEVILS!

Hey bartender! Give me a shot! Time to count down the sloppiest BIGGEST BOOZERS! Who's the biggest of all the frat boy with a mean case of the spins? How about the pickled granny, or the wasted pretty-boy stuck in the can? They're not celebrities but they might need rehab! Who will be NUMBER ONE? Find out next on TOP 20 – BIGGEST BOOZERS!

On TOP 20 MOST SHOCKING! Their tempers are boiling! And they're ready to blow! We're counting down the freaks that are GOIN' BALLISTIC! Who's the wildest of all? The tour group who goes banzai on each other? The Halloween hotties who destroy a diner, or the owner of this fridge whose warranty just ran out?

Tonight on TOP 20! If dumb is fun these guys are having the best time ever! We're counting down the most outrageous – DUMB DUDES! Who poses the greatest threat to intelligence: This whiz kid? The redneck crock jock? Or the harebrain who won't go to a barber? From thousands of imbeciles all over the world we've selected only the finest!

Tonight on TOP 20! If you're looking for signs of intelligence then you're in the wrong place. We're counting down those who are both: DUMB AND DUMBER! Who will be the dumbest of them all? The jackass on the wheel of misfortune, or the dope in the line of fire?

The holidays are going haywire! Where patriotic turns idiotic and this merry Christmas turns scary. Get ready for seasonal screw-ups that will knock you out. But which festive failure will be NUMBER ONE? The Halloween chump thump? The sexy St. Patty's surprise? Or the Easter egg-cracker! So check your calendar, 'cause we're leading up to the ONE to remember on Top 20 – HOLIDAYS FROM HELL!

Tonight on TOP 20: No brains? No problem! We're counting down the very dumbest of the dumb, DUMB DUDES! Who will claim the honor of NUMBER ONE? These videogame geeks? The fool who makes his own zipline? Or what about the skater who forgets to look both ways?