Late Night Lockup

A Michigan woman falls asleep behind the wheel after getting drunk at drag queen bingo. In Georgia, a shoplifting suspect makes a run for it. In Georgia, a reckless driver begins acting bizarrely in the hospital.

A young man hilariously misunderstands his arresting officers. Then, another DUI suspect tries to prove his sobriety by performing a backflip. A man steals an officer's gun leading to a high-speed chase, and an entitled woman condescends to an officer.

In Florida, officers are stunned when a young man confesses to one crime after another. In Ohio, a man racing home for Christmas fights with cops -- and spends the holiday in jail. In New Mexico, a woman flirts with her attractive arresting officer.

After a sobriety test, a man runs away, leading to a breathless foot chase across town. In Albuquerque, a drunk man refuses treatment after his friend stabs him. In Florida, a woman claims that she doesn’t need a license to drive.

Police catch a woman red-handed, literally, after spray painting a neighbor’s garage. Then, an Indiana mayor tries to avoid arrest after drinking and driving. Also, a man puts on a bizarre show for the camera inside his jail cell.

In Ohio, an entitled CEO goes wild when officers pull him over on a suspected DUI. Then, an angry driver crashes through the entrance of a police station. In Washington, a drunk partygoer bites an officer when he escorts her out of a nightclub.