South Park

The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice of it all. When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help, everyone in South Park looks to place the blame.

Cartman believes the 4th grade girls are in possession of a fortune-telling device. When they get together for a sleepover, it's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. In an effort to thwart Slave's plans, Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitis. Sick and tired of being ridiculed because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to rise up and assume their role as the master race.

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.