Lewis Black's Root of All Evil

Who's worse, Bloggers or Ultimate Fighters?  Opinionated shut-ins running off at the mouth, or human gorillas punching each other in the face?

Are Steroids worse than Boob Jobs? That depends on whether you want real shrunken testicles or fake huge breasts.

Drinking Games and Olympic Games are both childish wastes of time that don't prove a thing.

PETA thinks no one should have a steak and the NRA thinks everyone should have a shotgun.

America's Blue States are full of latte-sucking, Prius-driving liberal snobs.

Disney is soul-sucking evil empire of fantasy and greed.

Whether you're into recycling or regurgitating, either way you're gonna end up with a lot of empty beer cans, so which is more evil: Going Green or Spring Break?

Which generation is more vile: Baby Boomers, with their free love, or Gen X, with their free AIDS testing?

Sororities are run by snobs, but Strip Clubs are run by the mob.

"The Hills" makes you stupider just by watching it, but Rocket Scientists make being smart look like a waste of time.