6 集
第 1 集。How I Got My Groom
第 1 集。How I Got My Groom
Simon unearths a terrible secret about his parents' marriage.
第 2 集。How I Got My Plumes
第 2 集。How I Got My Plumes
Simon visits the 1998 Eurovision Song Contest and a meets with Dana International.
第 3 集。How I Got My Water Feature
第 3 集。How I Got My Water Feature
Ground Force is at its height and Simon feels a desperate need for a water feature.
第 4 集。How I Got My Camp
第 4 集。How I Got My Camp
Simon Doonan now works in a big London store and remembers his first foreign holiday.
第 5 集。How I Got My Turner
第 5 集。How I Got My Turner
Aunty Hayley set's herself up as a telephone astrologer with one rather obsessive client.
第 6 集。How I Got My Gash
第 6 集。How I Got My Gash
Simon's plagued by bullies and decides to leave home to be with The Beautiful People.
