How Not to Live Your Life

Don discovers he's been left a house from his recently deceased grandmother, only to find out it has huge back payments and a strange man who won't leave. He decides to get a lodger to help with the rent - the girl he was in love with as a teenager.

Don goes on a field trip with Abby and the kids from her school. This attempt to show her he's a good, decent man goes horribly wrong when he gets the 10-year-olds drunk in a country pub.

Don discovers he has got to put on a wake for his dead grandmother, the only problem is he has already cremated her

While working as a charity street collector, Don meets an attractive girl who is nine years younger. He starts to hang out with her and her friends, but soon finds he is not as young as he once was.

Don gets a new job working for Karl's dad Glen. While there, the feud between the two increases, and Don finds the father figure he never had.

After a raucous night out with Eddie, Don finds out that Abby has just split up with Karl.