Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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Welcome back to the Harpers' Malibu beach house – home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Resolute bachelor Charlie's trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs.
IMDb 7,1200424 эп.X-Ray13+
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  1. С.2, эп. 1: Back off Mary Poppins

    19 сентября 2004 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's young son, Jake, came to stay with him.
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  2. С.2, эп. 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

    26 сентября 2004 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.
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  3. С.2, эп. 3: A Bag Full of Jawea

    3 октября 2004 г.
    20 мин
    NR
    Jake thinks he's dreaming late one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen.
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  4. С.2, эп. 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

    10 октября 2004 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Jake adores Judith's rich, new boyfriend because the man has a boat and a pool, and he promises to teach Jake how to snorkel and scuba dive.
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  5. С.2, эп. 5: Bad News from the Clinic?

    17 октября 2004 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Charlie dates a woman, Sherri, who is a self-centered, manipulative narcissist--a female Charlie. But Charlie doesn't like the way Sherri treats him.
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  6. С.2, эп. 6: The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance

    24 октября 2004 г.
    22 мин
    7+
    When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge, as he has ever since the incident took place.
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  7. С.2, эп. 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

    7 ноября 2004 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    In order to serve as a good example to Jake, who has been disrespectful lately to his mother, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to give their own mother a party.
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  8. С.2, эп. 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

    14 ноября 2004 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Alan's expectations for a first date with Nancy, a woman he met while shopping for groceries, are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
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  9. С.2, эп. 9: Yes, Monsignor

    21 ноября 2004 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Charlie encounters Lisa, the woman he thought was "the one" until she informed him of her engagement another man. He's thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out.
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  10. С.2, эп. 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

    28 ноября 2004 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon, but Jake hates the song. Realizing that Jake knows the comic better than he does, Charlie enlists his nephew's help.
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  11. С.2, эп. 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

    12 декабря 2004 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering.
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  12. С.2, эп. 12: A Lungful of Alan

    2 января 2005 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Jamie, Alan's close high school friend, visits Alan at the house. Charlie used to make fun of Jamie when they were teenagers and they both vie for her affections.
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  13. С.2, эп. 13: Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair)

    16 января 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily--much to Charlie's displeasure.
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  14. С.2, эп. 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

    30 января 2005 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    After Evelyn undermines Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned high grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives.
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  15. С.2, эп. 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

    6 февраля 2005 г.
    21 мин
    NR
    On a boring, rainy weekend, Charlie convinces Alan to ride with Jake and him to Las Vegas. Apprehensive about his upcoming colonoscopy, Alan agrees that the diversion will be good for him.
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  16. С.2, эп. 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    13 февраля 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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  17. С.2, эп. 17: Woo-hoo, a Hernia Exam!

    20 февраля 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan--a chiropractor--help him.
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  18. С.2, эп. 18: It Was 'Mame,' Mom

    6 марта 2005 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric will continue to give Charlie more jingles. Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his gay partner and attend a party hosted by Eric.
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  19. С.2, эп. 19: A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

    20 марта 2005 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    While at a coffee shop, Alan and Charlie encounter Sherri, a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him. Alan is enchanted with her beauty.
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  20. С.2, эп. 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

    17 апреля 2005 г.
    22 мин
    13+
    Evelyn harasses Charlie and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other.
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  21. С.2, эп. 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

    1 мая 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    While scanning the obituaries for potential property listings, Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died.
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  22. С.2, эп. 22: That Old Hose Bag is My Mother

    8 мая 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. Evelyn proves Charlie is right.
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  23. С.2, эп. 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    15 мая 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night.
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  24. С.2, эп. 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

    22 мая 2005 г.
    21 мин
    13+
    Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman, Natalie. At school, Jake is required to give a report to his fifth-grade class about his weekend.
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