Comedy Central Presents

Todd Glass describes the futility of reasoning with kids, demonstrates a strange way to discipline college students and recalls his experience with getting high at the mall.

Ardal O'Hanlon examines the differences between Americans and the Irish, explains why dogs are the best drug smugglers and compares the absorbency of barnyard animals.

Gary Valentine describes his struggle to understand Southern accents, ponders the daily life of spiders and touts the benefits of nitrous oxide.

Doug Stanhope argues for legalized prostitution, tears into vice cops and explains why he dislikes babies and old people.

Zach Galifianakis prefers to be specific when he cheers at concerts, discovers the root of his unusual sinus problems and recalls a shameful night of drinking in L.A.

Bil Dwyer imagines opening for The Rolling Stones, admits he's jealous of divorced dads and realizes petting zoos are way more horrific than he remembered.

Louis C.K. explains why subway maps are meaningless, admits to being embarrassed most of his life and refrains from boring conversations with strangers.

Tom Papa talks about braving the dangers of budget-class airlines and coming to terms with getting old.

Tony Woods explains why monkeys make the perfect pets and analyzes a classic joke.

Ted Alexandro recalls his days as an elementary school teacher and shares his dream of going to prison one day.

Tom Rhodes talks about his lack of math skills, red flags on a first date and humorless white supremacists.

Louis Ramey opines on tacky wedding tuxedos, ordering nonexistent fast-food items and lying politicians.

Slovin & Allen put a new spin on old-time comedy duos in this Comedy Central Presents stand-up special.

The Sklar Brothers share their thoughts on "Girls Gone Wild" and the evolution of telemarketing in this stand-up comedy special.

Maria Bamford weighs in on internet dating, describes grating voices and relives her time as a temp worker.

The Amazing Johnathan performs his unconventional magic tricks in this fresh Comedy Central Presents stand-up special.