Tripping the Rift
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13 集
God is Our Pilot - 1
God is Our Pilot - 1
When I saw an advertisement for a trip to the Beginning of Time, I knew I had to go, if only for the free booze on the plane.
22 分钟
2004年3月3日
Mutilation Ball - 2
Mutilation Ball - 2
Captain's Log, date unknown, because Gus didn't flip the calendar - again. It's so damn hard for a guy to watch a big mutilation ball game in peace.
22 分钟
2004年3月10日
Miss Galaxy 5000 - 3
Miss Galaxy 5000 - 3
Captain's Log, half past drunk and 99 bottles of beer on the wall: Some people just don't deserve to judge beauty pageants.
22 分钟
2004年3月17日
Sidewalk Soiler - 4
Sidewalk Soiler - 4
Captain's Log, somewhere between Six and 69: Some days start off bad and get better.
22 分钟
2004年3月24日
The Devil and a Guy Named Webster - 5
The Devil and a Guy Named Webster - 5
Stardate: April Fool's Day - a.k.a. Tax Day Minus Two Weeks. While my crew and I were watching the enlightening sociological documentary Joe Bachelor, Bob got so distracted by its insights that he flew us straight into a black hole.
22 分钟
2004年3月31日
Totally Recalled - 6
Totally Recalled - 6
Captain's Log.Today, I had a classic bad-news, good-news scenario on my hands
22 分钟
2004年4月7日
2001 Space Idiocies - 7
2001 Space Idiocies - 7
Captain's Log: Kinda nutty, a little corny, need to get my commode fixed now. When I stick a funky monolith on a primitive planet in exchange for a hefty payoff from Darph Bobo, I usually don't give a flying crap about what that monolith does to the planet's innocent, unsuspecting natives.
22 分钟
2004年4月14日
Power to The Peephole - 8
Power to The Peephole - 8
Captain's Log, six of one and half a dozen of the other.Most of the time I have no idea how we end up in these messes. This is not one of those times.
22 分钟
2004年4月21日
Nature vs. Nurture - 9
Nature vs. Nurture - 9
Captain's Log, stardate way past my bedtime: Darph Bobo had found us at last. In other words, again.
22 分钟
2004年5月5日
Aliens, Guns & a Monkey - 10
Aliens, Guns & a Monkey - 10
Captain's Log: The ship is fully loaded and we're skipping out on the bar tab. Let me tell you why.I had been hoping to enjoy a nice, normal day - making millions by pimping a singing, self-spanking monkey encased in a diamond - but my dumb A.I. Bob went and got himself shot up by Harmonia VII's defense system.
22 分钟
2004年5月12日
Emasculating Chode - 11
Emasculating Chode - 11
Captain's Log: Whip's sixteenth birthday and umpteenth hissy fit. Like every other punk kid I've ever met, Whip dissed the present I gave him for his sixteenth birthday.
22 分钟
2004年5月19日
Love Conquers All - Almost - 12
Love Conquers All - Almost - 12
Captain's Log...stardate unknown (because I'm too hung over to read the frecking chronometer).Lugging a giant load of cocoa-butter skin cream was going to make me some handy extra cash, but Bob let go of the cream too early.
22 分钟
2004年5月26日
Android Love - 13
Android Love - 13
Captain's Log, stardate unknown (because Whip shorted out the main computer with a fluid so disgusting I don't even want to know what it is).
22 分钟
2004年6月2日
