RiffTrax Shorts

There are no fires in this short! And if there were, Fireman Bill would not be allowed near them, as he is technically only a trainee fireman. Instead, we get to see him eat meals in the firehouse kitchen, stand by as other firemen put out an imaginary fire, and clean several hundred feet of dirty hose. Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for a smokin' good time!

Yes, it's a film where someone tells you how to draw four straight lines of equal length, but it's still more interesting than any unboxing video on YouTube. Join total beginners Mike, Kevin, and Bill and get your online art degree with Drawing for Beginners: The Square!

Bridget and Mary Jo have stumbled across the rare hygiene film aimed at canines! Harry The Dirty Dog is the saga of a beautiful but conflicted border collie who runs away from the only life he's ever known when it's bathtime. He finds his way back home filthier than ever. But don't waste your tears - Harry is a survivor!

Be warned: if you haven't watched this serious and important 1950s safety short yet, You May Already Be Dead! ...So, please take a second to check. No? Still alive? Good! But if you want to stay that way, you'd better take a close look at your life and make sure you don't hold any of the Six Murderous Beliefs!

People Soup is the first short we've done that has been nominated for an Oscar. Evidently, when Alan Arkin points the camera at his kids while they waste a bunch of food, it's "art," but when one of us does it it's "the last time you ever babysit." Shot without a script or purpose, People Soup gives hope to the maker of every pointless short that your efforts will one day be rewarded.

This is one of those educational shorts that breaks down the complex details of something most people never encounter: water. What is it? Where does it come from? What can you do with it? Is the puddle under the horse water? No, no it isn't, and you shouldn't drink it. But fear not, this Coronet short is ready to bring all that moist knowledge right to our dried-up dusty brains!

Farm Family in Spring: Your number one resource for farm information in the tri-county area! There's cows, corn, trips to town, 4-H clubs, a birthday party and most importantly incriminating evidence about Grandpa! If you enjoy spring and like farms you'll love Farm Family in Spring!