Teachers

Summerdown has merged with another school and it's all changed for the teachers. Bob is struggling to adjust: he's been demoted, and his new boss seems to be a hit with the women.

Penny makes a pass at Ewan, but it all ends in humiliation. Meanwhile, Ben is ordered to babysit some pensioners who are visiting the school, forcing him to confront his prejudices.

Ewan is thrown into turmoil when he finds out that a pupil, John, fancies him. All his attempts to handle the situation sensitively backfire horribly.

It's Obesity Awareness Month and Ben becomes obsessed with Lindsay's weight. It's purely selfish, of course; he's worried her death would be bad for his own stress levels.

It's Religious Tolerance Week and the teachers prepare to represent their allocated religions at the Tolerance Fair. Meanwhile, Bob finally takes delivery of his new wife.

Penny's family history is uncovered and she takes a turn for the worse this week. Meanwhile the issues of Racial Awareness Week extend to penis size. Meanwhile, Bob's sex life is suffering.

No sooner has Damien announced that he doesn't need a girlfriend, than he falls for the substitute teacher Anna. But an unfortunate incident with a pupil and an icing bag has rendered him impotent.

While trying to get out of Bob's stag do, Ben is reminded of a ouija board prediction: he's going to die on Friday. Then he sees a miracle. So God must exist, and there's an afterlife to contend with.

The school is trashed after the Christmas party, the teachers are hungover, Bob is getting married in the playground - and the Ofsted Inspector is due... Happy Christmas, everyone!