Debatable By BuzzFeed

Stand up for what you believe in! Or stay seated.

Two desserts enter. One dessert leaves.

"It's all pipes!"

Star Trek Vs. Star Wars. Is one superior to the other?

This is the conversation we need to have.

Every halloween it appears, but should it?

"You can stack it with berries, whipped cream, you can also serve it with fried chicken, I mean, come on!"

"You have a naughty dachshund? He can't do anything about this!"

It's a seed!

"I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes."

"I'm gonna do this because I wanna ride a goddamn spaceship."

Battle of the boy bands.

"Nothing says 'This is festive!' like food you would order to your dorm room."

"This is like arguing with a kindergartener."

"How are you gonna find baby Hitler?"

"When else do your bits and pits ever see the light of day and have a chance to just see the elements?"

"I sweat profusely when I sleep. I'm a very sweaty man."

"All my best, most fun memories were when I was drunk."

"They could be hit by a bus the next day!"

Is shower sex dangerous? It's debatable.

"We are all born alone and die alone in the end, right?"

"I could be Beyoncé's friend and she wouldn't even know!"