The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah gets picked up on a DUI, and Brian insists that he's a bisexual.

Sarah takes in a homeless man to prove that she's a caring person; meanwhile, Brian learns karate, but fails to use it at critical moments.

To cure herself of the blahs, Sarah gets an AIDS test; Jay has a birthday party for the first time.

Sarah enters a girl into a pageant, and Steve's rude behavior in a police car has consequences.

Sarah explores her sexuality while Brian punishes Steve for pressuring him to try a new soft drink.

When the batteries in Sarah's TV remote die, she embarks on an odyssey to find new ones; Brian and Steve discuss politics.