Train 48

Zach explains the plan for Randy's stag, handing out homemade clubs for a "traditional Klingon bachelor party". A Transit Officer appears out of nowhere, catching the drinkers off-guard.

Pete saw Michelle the stripper give Dana her card on Friday. Liz asks Randy about Friday's stag party, expecting a rollicking story, but is shocked to hear the wedding is off.

Johnny asks Brenda if her son is a cross-dresser. Nicole suggests that Lucas that Bone Melter becomes Bone Meltress.

Randy is sad. Agnes still hasn't returned his calls. Nicole and Dana tease Brenda about interesting items she bought, including lingerie and lots of hair removal products.

Zach brags about his sexual relationship with Victoria and Dana recognizes he's lying. Rae Dawn Chong is taking the train ride with Lucas.

Randy drops by to inform Liz he needs more info to extract what she needs from the database. Dana frets about her gig next week.

The news spreads quickly on the train of Brenda's tragedy. Randy tells Zach that he feels there are real romantic possibilities with Samantha.

Johnny is excited after receiving a $100,000 loan to start "Shed For Brains." Dana and Zach help Brenda choose photos to decoupage onto Doug's funeral urn.

Johnny and Dana attended Brenda's husband Doug Murphy's funeral. Nicole is telling stories of her wonderful Enzo.

Pete spots the Cat Lady on the car. Randy tries to tell Liz he didn't get any info from CryoFertility's database, but he has something else.

Everyone on the train is talking about their Big Blackout Stories. Lucas finally gets some time with his lawyer, Harry O'Doul, on the train.

Zach complains to Dana that Victoria bailed out on his parents' dinner before dessert. Randy and his old university pal, Joe, are going out for beer.

Lucas tells Zach he finally re-read his ErosToon contract and it's pretty watertight. Johnny signed a lease for a property today.

Dana has received a last minute acceptance into a university general arts program. Zach introduces a family friend, Faye, to Randy.

Liz meets Randy's infamous co-worker, Lester, aka Mr. Sex. Shannon has some "disturbing" video footage to show Nicole and Dana.

Johnny spent the weekend in the "Bachelor Shed," after Charity discovered that he took out a second mortgage on their house. Zach tells Lucas that he broke things off with Victoria by email.

Zach and Brenda are joined by Seymour "Love Shack" Shackleton. While trying to pull a sliver from her foot, Nicole extracts info from Dana about her love life.

Johnny won a talking stuffed bear for Charity at the Ex, after spending many hours and over a hundred dollars. Dana and Sue finally have a chance to discuss what has been happening in their relationship for the past month.

Zach overhears Brenda secretly arranging for "the exchange" with the individual who has Doug's urn. Lucas has scored two tickets to opening night of the Toronto Film Festival.

Randy joins Liz who is sitting alone and visibly upset. Brenda is going to pay off the person who found the funereal urn containing the ashes of her husband Doug.

Zach is excited to tell Randy about upcoming auditions for a Star Trek play. Pete tells Lucas he has been staying downtown at Trina's after his trip to Italy.

Liz tells of her NYC trip, Bermuda and her business conference. Lucas joins Zach and asks how it's going with Victoria, while sipping scotch out of his coffee cup.

Pete introduces his girlfriend, Trina, to the gang as he passes. Liz sits down with Randy and him and fills him in on her "hurricane" flight from Bermuda.

Shannon tries to find out what happened with Liz and Randy on Friday without letting Brenda in on it. Dana complains to Johnny about having to run errands for Nigel regarding HIS trip - the work abroad applications (S.W.A.P.) etc.