The Jon Dore Show

Trying to impress some idiot kids at the skate park, Jon stands tall in his 80's roller disco outfit complete with fur covered roller skates and headband.

At a friend's funeral, Jon is amazed by how horny he has become. Sporting a prominent erection, Jon awkwardly flees the church and meets Crissy: the sexy, curvy, crazy woman of his stupid dreams

When he is told that he must pay to enter a club on Ladies Night, Jon is inspired to fight for the rights of white heterosexual men everywhere and put an end to millions of years of discrimination.

After burning his garbage outside his apartment, Jon is warned by Larry the Creepy Janitor that Jon's lifestyle is helping to destroy the planet.

A first look at Jon Dore's colon! When the episode begins, Jon is giddy about a party he attended the night before. Suddenly, he is overwhelmed by a terrible pain in his gut. Fearful of seeing a doctor, Jon tries to solve the mystery pain himself.

Tormented by the memory of the night he cheated on his girlfriend, Jon explores the misery of living a lie. See Jon Dore lead a procession of liars through the streets in a twisted pride parade!

When Jon kicks his soundman in the balls for making a minor mistake on set, he is accused of being too violent. Amazed that anyone could find fault with him, Jon sets out to discover the true nature of violence.

When Jon's invited to a stag party in Vegas, he realizes he needs cash, and quick! To get it, he conjures up various ill-conceived plans like having a yard sale, selling his blood on the side of the road and prostitution, to no avail.

When Jon's bowling team accuses him of not being competitive enough, Jon doesn't see what the big deal is, so they kick him off the team. After being shamefully dismissed, Jon vows to learn how to be more competitive.

Alone at night, Jon hears what sounds like breathing in the walls of his apartment. Believing that his apartment is haunted, Jon consults a ghost researcher and a psychic reader.

When he discovers his bleach-stained clothes in the laundry room of his building, Jon wants justice - extreme justice! Fueled by revenge, Jon plays detective and determines that his prime suspect is "The Man in White."

When he doesn't get what he wants for Christmas, Jon is pissed. Taking matters into his own hands, Jon confronts that rotund demon, Santa Claus, and a bloody brawl ensues.

Known to police as a tireless soldier in the war on drugs, Jon assists in the arrest of a pot smoker. When Jon learns about the medicinal uses of marijuana from his sickly neighbour, he's profoundly confused.